Jodak 

A murderer from Kansas City, he’s 17 years old and murdered a teenage boy named Pat, he shot him and then left him to die. The police have don’t nothing about it since they can’t put two and two together.

Fuck jodak

Jodak by FuckJodakurabitch July 22, 2020

Jodok 

Jodok‘s usually are a bit fancy schmancy. Their style is artsy and alternative.
Jodok‘s like to be surrounded by their people, but also need time for themselves.
They read very interesting books and generally like to be creative.

A specialty of Jodok‘s is to be either very overdressed or underdressed.

A lot of people seem to notice a lack of the emotional side of Jodok‘s (which is also mentioned in the other definition of Jodok).

In conclusion Jodok‘s are a bit hard to read, but nonetheless they are friendly and likeable.

Thank me later, Jodok!

Jodok by ananasbanane September 6, 2021

joaks 

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?

joaks by richie716 July 5, 2020

Jojak 

To severely screw up a current situation through unintentional acts of carelessness.

We woulda killed Ragnaros, but Oxen Jojak'ed us and tanked him with his fists.

Jojak by Oxen October 15, 2006

No me jodas

A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.

Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"

Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!

No me jodas by sirsirpirsir September 6, 2016

Joakim 

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.

Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)

Joakim by On11-chan October 20, 2020

jodalis 

She is a Latina girl. she is the best loyal wonderful friend you can ever have.she is cute,nice,unique and fearless.she might look like and angle but she is not . Always has your back in a fight . She is very smart and beautiful.She is the one person that will have your back anytime and any day. she is the one friend that you won’t want to lose.

Jodalis is amazing

jodalis by Jodalis November 21, 2018