one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...
wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!
by liomessi December 21, 2009
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one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.
dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles
by soccertomboy March 06, 2015
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An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.
Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.
by elgranargentino May 05, 2006
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Someone who is a beast at soccer. He is also probably from Argentina . And always loses in the final. He is the best at soccer it unbelievable!!!!
Wow!!!! That guy is a Messi he is amazing!!!!!
by Javier diazzz February 26, 2017
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