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a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?

joaks by richie716 July 5, 2020

Words you can keep

Joast

The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.

Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!

Joast by SleepyBv January 31, 2018

Related Words

joak • joakim • Joash • Jakson • Joast • jaksin • joksan • jaksel • Jaksta • jiaks

devil's jockstrap

Something that smells atrocious.

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!

devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

denver jockstrap

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.

The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.

denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

Michael Jakson by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

Jonksauce

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...

Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026