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joaks

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?
by richie716 July 5, 2020
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Joast

The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.
Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!
by SleepyBv January 31, 2018
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devil's jockstrap

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!
by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
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denver jockstrap

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013
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jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014
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Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.
Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.
by justapseudonym March 28, 2012
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Jonksauce

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
by what_the_boss May 13, 2010
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