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devil's jockstrap
devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016
denver jockstrap
A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).
It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.
It looks painful.
It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.
It looks painful.
denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013
jack in the jocks
1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.
3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.
3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014
Michael Jakson
The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.
Michael Jakson by justapseudonym March 28, 2012
Jonksauce
Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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