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The superior Toast harem ship. All others simply do not exist.
Friend 1: I think Tily's the best ship imo
Friend 2: Heresy! Everyone knows JOAST is the true ship!
Joast by SleepyBv January 31, 2018
Related Words
jooks joakim Joash Jakson Joast jaksin joak joksan jaksel Jaksta

devil's jockstrap 

Gawd, that cess pool smells like the devil's jockstrap!!!
devil's jockstrap by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

denver jockstrap 

A fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" (1994).

It consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the balls.

It looks painful.
The man tried to steal my car, and my Denver jockstrap ground his balls.
denver jockstrap by Antoine Mathys January 18, 2013

jack in the jocks 

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).
1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.
jack in the jocks by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

Michael Jakson 

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.
Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

Jonksauce 

Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010