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The best name:-D
Oi Joak what is up brüv.
Joak by CArl Emil June 12, 2019
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a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
ungomma what joaks you’re doing , you think you’re comedy king uh?
joaks by richie716 July 5, 2020
That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.
Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)
Joakim by On11-chan October 20, 2020
1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie
1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....
Joakim by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011
1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!
-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.
Joakim by appear online February 4, 2010

Joakim Brodén 

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass
Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén
Joakim Brodén by Haha funne January 3, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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