Jizzies 

A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self

Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong

Jizzies by dandan1097 April 25, 2014

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

jizzics 

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

Unfinished Jizzness 

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

Jizzie Rascal 

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene

guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"

Jizzie Rascal by Clamii October 18, 2008

jizzness 

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

jizzness by Zayn400 June 29, 2008

Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

Jizznessman by Jizznessman February 18, 2010