Jizzless

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Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

Jizzless by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

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Jizzless

The absence of Jiz

When my boyfriend uses cocaine, he becomes jizzless.

Jizzless by Kay923x July 1, 2015

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Jizzless • Jizzless January • jizzness • jizzlestick • JizzJessie' • Jizzlescore • Jizzmess • Jizznessman • jizzness trip • Unfinished Jizzness

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

Jizzless January by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

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none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

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Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

Unfinished Jizzness by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

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jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

jizzness by Zayn400 June 29, 2008

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Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

Jizznessman by Jizznessman February 18, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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