Jizzless

Lacking jizz; lacking joie de vivre; listless and without ambition.

You never go anywhere or do anything. You have no interests. You're jizzless.

by Waldo Treehorn April 4, 2009

Jizzless

The absence of Jiz

When my boyfriend uses cocaine, he becomes jizzless.

by Kay923x July 1, 2015

Jizzless January

This is when u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.

Mark: Yo Jonathan failed Jizzless January dude.
Anthony: haha what a weakling

by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 June 29, 2008

Jizznessman

A man who donates all forms of bodily fluids, especially semen, so that he may receive money to pay off a loan shark or some other form of debt instead of opting for more traditional forms of employment.

I heard that Hank is quite the jizznessman. He's visited the sperm bank several times this week; he brings his own copy of Good Housekeeping and a photo of Laura Bush.

by Jizznessman February 18, 2010