None

The lack of anything

Nada, zip, devoid

by J S (SCi) January 9, 2003

None

Half a penis

aaaaaa

by John Redcorn August 2, 2003

None

Ebonics for NOTHING.

"What are you doin later"
"NONE"

by reger May 2, 2003

None

When used correctly, 'none' is a contraction of 'not one' and therefore takes the singular verb ending.

One of the fans has an autograph.
Not one of the fans has an autograph.
None of the fans has an autograph.

A lot of people would write 'none of the fans have an autograph'. They are WRONG and STUPID. Ignore any fuckers who think 'none' means 'not any'. Tell them to say 'nany' and to stop being so WRONG and STUPID.

by ammoneeah May 2, 2008

None

Best type of person you’ll ever meet !

She was a none

by Carrotstick July 31, 2019

noneed

You don’t need a girl, and your not desperately in need of one. so basically your in noneed of a girl, because your life is good the way it is.

Bob: Man, i need a girl.
Jawid: I'm in noneed of one.
Bob: Why?
Jawid: Because im not desperate.

by munnattaaaa December 2, 2009

none of that

When an authority figure yells at an idiot, instead of saying, "Don't do that."

Jim: Hey dipshit how are you doing? (Coach hears) Coach: HEY! None of that!

by NicBoy! April 22, 2015