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Jizzness 

When something is so good, it makes you cum all in your pants.
I was listening to 'Turning Japanese' the other day and I spent in my britches. It was the jizzness!
Jizzness by Jamballs June 1, 2010

jizzness 

Fucking done either at lunch break or on company time at or near one's job.
The computers were down at the job, so Mario went to his girlfriend's house just five blocks away for some jizzness.
jizzness by pentozali May 2, 2009

Jizzness 

When someone just jizzed but it ain’t your business!
Mind your jizzness!!!!
Jizzness by mr.jizzness April 24, 2020

Jizzness 

mixture of Jazz and Business for those mentally dyslexic.
It's cool and all that jizzness.
Jizzness by roarimmabear December 20, 2010

Jizzness 

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."
Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?
Jizzness by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

jizzness trip 

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.
I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.
jizzness trip by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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