jizzy

having the properties, physical or visual, of jizz

man that drink is all jizzy...

by Mario B October 4, 2004

Jizzy

Something so incredibly awesome, it has an orgasmic effect on someone.

1. yo bro that sandwich was so jizzy!

2. man, how jizzy is that car?

3. that girl is the definition of jizzy!

by theycallmevita November 14, 2010

Jizzy

Slang term for private jet, coined by Lance Armstrong.

George is taking a jizzy down to the Hamptons to play tennis on grass

by bdn12 July 15, 2021

Jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.

Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!

by robott May 12, 2007

jizzy

–adjective
Stirred emotionally, very excited .

When Nate watched the unveiling of Apple's latest laptop computer, he became quite jizzy about the prospect of owning one.

by mick e May 22, 2009

jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so incredibly awesome, that it makes you jizz everywhere just thinking about it.

"The new Zelda for GameCube looks so fucking jizzy!" - ShadowXOR

by Kaleb.G June 11, 2004

Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 30, 2011