Jizzy

Something so incredibly awesome, it has an orgasmic effect on someone.

1. yo bro that sandwich was so jizzy!

2. man, how jizzy is that car?

3. that girl is the definition of jizzy!

by theycallmevita November 11, 2010

Jizzy

Slang term for private jet, coined by Lance Armstrong.

George is taking a jizzy down to the Hamptons to play tennis on grass

by bdn12 July 16, 2021

Jizzy

(adj.) Used to describe something so orgasmic that it causes jizzing of the pants.

Guy #1: Oh my God, that Enriques Iglesias is so jizzy.
Guy #2: What? No way, Ricky Martin is way jizzier than that queer is!

by robott April 30, 2007

Jizzy

A man or woman who tells you too much about themselves on your first meeting such that it feels like they are ejaculating information all over you.

"Man that guy Rob wouldn't stop talking about himself last night at the party. He was really jizzy"

Friend 1: "How was your date last night?"

Friend 2: "Well he was trying to put the moves on me by telling EVERYTHING about himself. It was really jizzy"

by Dr. Deadly June 28, 2011

Jizzy

Another slang term for a joint

Yo, lets go smoke a jizzy on the rizzy.

Lets go smoke a joint on the roof

by Shiba SHiba September 26, 2003

Jizzy

Another way of saying "Jesus"

I put it on Jizzy no cap

by clown_man May 06, 2021

Jizzy

When you jizz so hard you are dizzy

That nut I busted was so epic, I couldn't tell if I caused permanent brain damage or was just jizzy.

by Kilroywasallupinherr December 04, 2018