Definitions by noneyojizzness

Blazehayes 

A white person, usually male, with a fire crotch and an annoying knowledge of sports. In order for them to be considered a blazehayes, they also must own a pair of Nike Blazers. They also cannot be liked, or be good at sports but be under self impression that they are.

Richie: I heard that LeBron's PPG went up .17%night, but I'm still better.
Bill: Yeah, whatever Blazehayes.

Blazehayes by noneyojizzness December 10, 2009

none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009