JizzTarts

When you bust a nut inside a toasted poptart twice, then again in another one and make a sandwich for the partner to eat

Stacy : yo have you eaten jeremys JizzTarts yet? heard there really good
Amanda : No... but I really want too!!!!

by Dylan Weideman January 24, 2018

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztar

1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.

2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.

1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."

2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"

by Darth_X April 17, 2008

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016

jizzfart

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.

Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.

by queen queef December 9, 2008