12 definitions by Nebuchadnezzar

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004
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a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
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cock block ; as in preventing someone from getting action
Man I'm sorry for being a cock block at the theaters. You could've done so much with her
by Nebuchadnezzar March 16, 2005
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two definitions:

1. An all day whore's breakfast of coffee and cigarettes (not necessarily in that order)

2. a whore sucking cocks non-stop all day as to keep her mouth and stomach full of that man juice
My co-worker never goes out to lunch. Must be a whore's buffet today.

That whore's buffet is keeping her full and quiet.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 14, 2004
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When fucking the same bitch over and over, but ya just can't bust a nut, but as soon as change bitches, you spray your load over the new bitch's face!

A dirty philly is that first bitch.
it was had to keep a hard on for that dirty philly.

philadelphia is home to a lot of dirty phillies.
by Nebuchadnezzar June 18, 2004
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A French progressive rock band credited with inventing the zeuhl subgenre. They are famous for chronicling the tales of the fictional planet Kobaia throughout their discography. Their songs are written in a fictional language known as Kobaian, a language for which there is currently no translation. Their opus magnum is generally considered the third album in their chronicles, Mekanik Destruktiw Kommandoh. Christian Vander was the frontman. The band displayed heavy jazz and classical influences.
"Da Zeuhl wortz Mekanik" and "Hortz Fur Dehn Stekhen West" are Magma songs.

I went to see Magma at NEARFest last year.
by Nebuchadnezzar March 6, 2005
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see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit
after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
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