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Jizzantine Empire
Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.
Jizzantine Empire by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011
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Jizznastics
During coitus, a male cartwheels over his partner, all the while climaxing on them (with a fountain of jizz).
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Jizznature
The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.
body.
Jizznature by CLRS86 September 1, 2013
Jizznast
A word accidentally used when a gymnast is trying to talk about what they do, but can't stop thinking about your monster cock and/or bukakke.
Person 1: So at my gym yesterday, I did a triple back-hand spring for the first time.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.
Person 2: That's just lovely (Pretending to give a fuck)
Person 1: Yes, being a jizznast is amazing! Oops, sorry, I meant gymnast.
Jizznast by LeAxelMonroe August 2, 2012
Jizzantium
Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.
Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!
Jizzantium by Changuskahn February 10, 2023
Jizznatch
A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.
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