good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself
by Nebuchadnezzar January 09, 2004
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When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.
by Bay City Bird Slapper April 06, 2011
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When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.
by Davetherave January 31, 2006
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Jack: "Hey did you hear about that one joke about those two girls and camel?"
Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
Jill: "No, but i bet it was jizztastic."
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