Jizztar

1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.

2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.

1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."

2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"

Jizztar by Darth_X April 17, 2008

Jizzgar 

1)The name of male who is a living legend.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.

1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."

Jizzgar by invi_ June 17, 2019

Jizzard 

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

Jizzard by 1921 June 1, 2011

Jizzterine Coctail 

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.

Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.

Jizzterine Coctail by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010

Jizztastic 

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

Jizztastic by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jiztard

One who is composed of the fluids the penis secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a "retard." Widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.

Example 1:

Sarah- "God damn it! My boyfriend juz broke up with me!"
Kate- "Fuck that jiztard! He didn't deserve you. You can do better than that."
Sarah- "Yeah, les' go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat bitch!"

Example 2:
Girl- "Baby, do you wana smash?"
Boy- "You know you don't have to ask you, jiztard."
Girl- "Mmmm, I love you."

jiztard by SarK8 August 14, 2009

jizztacular 

The act of something being so exciting and amazing that it causes instant orgasm

That new Movie Trailer is Jizztacular, Crap I think I need a new pair of pants

jizztacular by Alex January 20, 2004