lottery 

Millions of stupid people paying into a fund to make one stupid person look smart.

I'm going to play the powerball tonight even though I have a better chance of being hit by lightning twice than of winning this lottery.

lottery by I.P. Freely Again July 25, 2012

Lottery 

False hope; a tease; an "easy way out" that can never be obtained.

Billy spent $100 on lottery tickets and didn't even win that much back.

Lottery by Matt..... August 23, 2008

lottery 

An idea stolen by the government from the people who ran them illegally. Many states send a percentage of lottery revenue to the public school system.

People are going to play the lottery whether is it legal on not, so why not let the government control it?
In Texas, 30% of revenue is reserved for public schools while only 7% goes to the lottery commission.

lottery by guided fox April 3, 2005

lottery 

A tax on people who can't do math.

The odds of winning $1 million in the lottery are around a billion to one. Good luck. You'll need it.

lottery by Proud Conservative October 22, 2003

lottery 

Another form of taxation, brillianly thought up by the goverment to help the ever growing defecit, but only effects the stupid, Also "Tax on the stupid"

Another wonderfull person willfully donates to the U.S Goverment!

lottery by Maheecona March 23, 2005

lottery 

(n.) 1. A satanic device invented by the government to exhort billions of dollars from the populace. It might as well just be called another tax.

"After taxes, your two billion dollars of lottery money comes to...fifty-five cents. Have a nice day." "Noooooooo!!!!!!! I HATE CONGRESS!!!"

lottery by Razukin December 1, 2002

Lottery 

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

Lottery by darthdano February 13, 2009