When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
Get the Jizztits mug.When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
by Don Horseman August 4, 2016
Get the Jizztits mug.When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.
"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."
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