Jizmat

A girl, most likely indian, who enjoys making or consuming jizz

" i met this Jizmat at the club last night and she totally wanted my dick in or around her mouth."

by harry "The Ice Man" gorski January 31, 2009

Jizzmata

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

by Flant April 5, 2009

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzmat

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

by raypearls June 25, 2009

Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.

"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009

jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006