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Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.
At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.
Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009
Related Words
Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014
Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material
Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!
jizzmat by raypearls June 25, 2009
Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.
"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"

jizzatron 

A robot that helps you Jizz.
I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.
jizzatron by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006