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jazpataz 

1. a combination of grape jelly and sassiness
2. the sound you hear when you clap your hands to the beat
3. Rachael Lombardy
I've got jazpataz all over my hands and even this soap won't get it off!

I just flew in from Jazpataz and boy are my arms tired!

Jeff kept trying to tell me that steak comes from chicken,which is such bullshit, so i told him to get up out of my face and take that jazpataz with him.
jazpataz by Linda and Joe November 21, 2006
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jazmarazspaz 

oh that rorx jazmarazzed all over me last night
jazmarazspaz by Anonymous April 6, 2003
to come
jazmaraz by Anonymous April 6, 2003

jazmatazical 

1) someone who speaks with incoherent ramblings
2) someone who, while rambling, flails arms and squawks a little.

It is possible you know someone like this, but you just call them an 'idiot'.
"That girl is such a jazmatazical"
"Man, I hate it when I sometimes go jazmatazical"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026