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Jizzathon

Jizzing A Numerous Amount of Times at Once.
"Dude our english teacher is so hott"
"Yeah, In her Hour-Long Class I Had A Jizzathon"
by ThenIJizzedNMyPants April 2, 2009
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jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.
Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!
by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008
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jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something
jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche
by evak April 6, 2008
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Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon
"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"
by FapMonster October 6, 2011
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Jizzamon

The act of having masturbated and having jizz end up dripping from the tip of your penis. Then sprinkling cinnamon on the jizz so that it sticks and proceeding to have your partner lick it off.
Cathy loves my jizzamon, I give it to her every friday.
by jizzamon_for_all October 3, 2010
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Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.
My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!
by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010
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jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.
I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.
by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006
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