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To define a sexual act or the feeling of a sexual act that was beyond belief or expectations, when all other descriptive words can not .

to be used after a sexual or intimate encounter " that was Jizmatic"

Last night was Jizmatic

Jizmatic by LanceLeo June 10, 2011

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Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

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jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.

Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.

jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009

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jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

jizzmatic by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

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jizzmatic

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

jizzmatic by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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