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Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.
That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!
Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014
Related Words

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.
Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.
jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009

jizzmatic 

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic
jizzmatic by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

jizzmatic 

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz
Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.
jizzmatic by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026