Jizzmatic

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

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jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

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jizzmatic

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008

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Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

by Flant April 5, 2009

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Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

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