Jizzmata 

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

Jizzmata by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizzmatic 

Being so extremely amazing that you jizz in your pants. Can also lead to the jizzing of others.

That ninja is so jizzmatic! I think I'm gonna jizz in my pants!

What is in this drink bro? I think I'm gonna jizz now!

Jizzmatic by ThatOther1Guy January 11, 2014

jizzmat 

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

jizzmat by raypearls June 25, 2009

jizzmatician

(Jizzmatician)jizz-ma-tish=n jizzmatic One who is able to jizz automatically for whatever or at whatever is happening which would make one do so.

Once all of the members of the crew were nude,and fornication on & crackin' . The jizzmaticians walked in, instantly got off ,and went home.

jizzmatician by RONDO SEVEN August 15, 2009

jizzmatic 

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

jizzmatic by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

Jizmata 

The act of hammering a nail through your urethra onto a wooden board, pinning it down with dissection pins, then proceeding to put out a burning piece of paper or cigarette on your shaft. Also known as jizzmatism.

For a video example, look up “pierced johnson penis nailed pinned and burned” on xvideos.

“Yo bro, last night I gave myself a jizmata. I came so hard.”
“That’s so knarly dude! I really gotta try that!”

Jizmata by PhattyDaddy December 1, 2022

jizzmatic 

adj. describing something worthy enough to make one jizz

Dude the chick right there is soooo jizzmatic.

jizzmatic by BlueStreak69 January 13, 2008