jizzato 

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

jizzato by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizzato 

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

Jizzato by aDam Rulz August 11, 2006

Jizzgator 

A plastic, flexible, alligator toy that has been utilized during sexual activities, specifically in use as a penetrative instrument. It is assumed that the alligator has come into contact with various bodily fluids.

I found my buddy's nasty ass jizzgator and shoved it in his bobbem while he wasn't looking

Jizzgator by Khan. November 20, 2011

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

Jizzamortis by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot 

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

sir. jizzalot by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

jizzaroni and cheese 

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

jizzaroni and cheese by evak April 6, 2008

jizzadoodle

Sperm covered shit. Jizz all up in the poop shoot; similar to a chocolate yodel.

There were jizzadoodles on the floor after he got a blumpkin.

jizzadoodle by NottyGirlTerri July 22, 2007