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to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof
i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture
jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004
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getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzingabout something.
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'
im jizzing about his party on Friday!
Jizzing by the samiad March 4, 2009
A spraying of something. A large input of information
I got a jizzing of texts
Jizzing by arh3399 May 17, 2019
The act of penetrating someone, and getting them to jizz all over you. Basically cumming, or ejaculating.
"Oh my god, Rebecca, Colin was totally Jizzing in his moms vagina last night!"
Jizzing by sxftypop March 12, 2022
Jizzing: An intense feeling of happiness, similar to the phrase ‘buss a nut
“Oh my god I’m jizzing this pizza is so good
Jizzing by jusalilbitbatty May 30, 2024

Jizzing On My Heart 

The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
Man, Alisandra just got with Mike and is totally jizzing on my heart.

Jizzing out 

Combination of spazzing out and being jazzed up. Happens when one is extremely excited and nervous at the same time.
I had a busy day ahead of me so I had two 5-Hour energy drinks. When I got on the train, I saw a super hot girl and then started jizzing out like crazy!
Jizzing out by StephenAwesome February 20, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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