Jizmata

The act of hammering a nail through your urethra onto a wooden board, pinning it down with dissection pins, then proceeding to put out a burning piece of paper or cigarette on your shaft. Also known as jizzmatism.

For a video example, look up “pierced johnson penis nailed pinned and burned” on xvideos.

“Yo bro, last night I gave myself a jizmata. I came so hard.”
“That’s so knarly dude! I really gotta try that!”

by PhattyDaddy December 1, 2022

Jizzmata

Jizzmata are bodily marks of semen in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus. In some rare cases they are found on the anus. The causes of Jizzmata may vary from case to case but almost always appear while sleeping. Most Jizzmatics are female.

At the age of 20, Zoe started to display signs of Jizzmata on her forehead, hands and anus. Supernatural causes have never been disproven but many believe it to be a hoax by her boyfriend.

by Flant April 5, 2009

Jizmat

A girl, most likely indian, who enjoys making or consuming jizz

" i met this Jizmat at the club last night and she totally wanted my dick in or around her mouth."

by harry "The Ice Man" gorski January 31, 2009

jazmatazical

1) someone who speaks with incoherent ramblings
2) someone who, while rambling, flails arms and squawks a little.

It is possible you know someone like this, but you just call them an 'idiot'.

"That girl is such a jazmatazical"
"Man, I hate it when I sometimes go jazmatazical"

by asteroid smashinton April 19, 2009

Jizmatic

To define a sexual act or the feeling of a sexual act that was beyond belief or expectations, when all other descriptive words can not .

to be used after a sexual or intimate encounter " that was Jizmatic"

Last night was Jizmatic

by LanceLeo June 10, 2011

Jazmataz

Someone with absolutely no Rizz. She cute but smells like butt.

Example: Jazmataz show me your rizz. "I only have skibitty toilet rizz"

by FILLYFEMALE July 13, 2024