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Jezop is a charismatic man with an above average level of patience, loves with all his heart, captivates half to death and is loyal to the end. a little moody and irritable but it's adorable.
who is jezop? he is mine.

-xiel
Jezop by foxieren November 23, 2021
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celebrity jeopardy 

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.
Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss
celebrity jeopardy by Pumba December 24, 2004

jeopardize 

to risk or threaten something dangerously
you jeopardize your futer
jeopardize by sarah947 August 29, 2006

jeopardenius 

A Jeopardenius is a person that is insanely good at the Game Show Jeopardy. He or she is more than likely good at other useless trivia games as well. However, a jeopardenius is specifically good at forming his or her answers in the form of a question.
Phil is a Jeopardenius, he'll be on Jeopardy one day.
jeopardenius by frdtrkmn May 15, 2012

Jeopardy Hot 

A female Jeopardy contestant that is hot in the standards of the average female Jeopardy contestant. In everyday life you probably would not even give her a second glance but she is a dime piece compared to the typical Jeopardy contestant.
Man, I hope Michelle wins tonight so we can look at those luscious tits and average face again tomorrow! That girl is definitely Jeopardy hot!
Jeopardy Hot by Wangbone May 12, 2011
Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.
When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.
jelop by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004

Beff Jezos 

A reversed version of Jeff Bezos.
Did you hear that Bob thought Beff Jezos was the founder of Amazon.
Beff Jezos by Origamipotato June 27, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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