Jezop

Jezop is a charismatic man with an above average level of patience, loves with all his heart, captivates half to death and is loyal to the end. a little moody and irritable but it's adorable.

who is jezop? he is mine.

-xiel

by foxieren November 23, 2021

celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.

Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss

by Pumba December 24, 2004

jeopardize

to risk or threaten something dangerously

you jeopardize your futer

by sarah947 August 29, 2006

jeopardenius

A Jeopardenius is a person that is insanely good at the Game Show Jeopardy. He or she is more than likely good at other useless trivia games as well. However, a jeopardenius is specifically good at forming his or her answers in the form of a question.

Phil is a Jeopardenius, he'll be on Jeopardy one day.

by frdtrkmn May 15, 2012

Jeopardy Hot

A female Jeopardy contestant that is hot in the standards of the average female Jeopardy contestant. In everyday life you probably would not even give her a second glance but she is a dime piece compared to the typical Jeopardy contestant.

Man, I hope Michelle wins tonight so we can look at those luscious tits and average face again tomorrow! That girl is definitely Jeopardy hot!

by Wangbone May 12, 2011

jelop

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.

When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.

by Sancho Funderburke January 17, 2004

Beff Jezos

A reversed version of Jeff Bezos.

Did you hear that Bob thought Beff Jezos was the founder of Amazon.

by Origamipotato June 27, 2020