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Noun: A combination of human fecal matter and urine common found on the streets and sidewalks of Seattle.
The Seattleite was dismayed that amazon delivery truck left her package right in a giant pile of bezos.
by pedaltothe May 05, 2018
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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in reference to ones best friends, most commonly used in the north of england, particularly doncaster.
'i love you bezo'
by bettifer April 23, 2009
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When your side bitch splits your prime account and your wife splits your bank account
Yo dawg, I got bezos’ed when Mackenzie caught Lauren watching jack ryan on our prime account
by Meme_man3000 January 18, 2019
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Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange β€œdickhead” with β€œBezos”. Up yours bezos!
β€œWhat kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
β€œyou would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
β€œTake a hike bezos!”
β€œQuit being such a fucking bezos.”
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by war-n June 05, 2018
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A very greasy shit.
I went to the toilet and a particularly nasty bezos slithered out.
by Johan Johannes September 26, 2019
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