When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.
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Get the Jelou mug.Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.
Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.
The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.
Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.
Fear, solitude, hopelessness.
The images are offering a solution: acceptance.
Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.
On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.
On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.
There is beauty in the end of struggle.
All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.
The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.
The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.
Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.
Fear, solitude, hopelessness.
The images are offering a solution: acceptance.
Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.
On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.
On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.
There is beauty in the end of struggle.
All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.
The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.
The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
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Get the Sloppy jloppy mug.Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
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Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
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Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
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