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Jenophobia 

The fear of your hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you in hot water.

This fear is believed to be caused by being abused by your parents and friends as a child or eating taht last peice of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:wuw like huw that makes you solid and a GANGSTA!!!
Sean:i poked a dinner nanny
Jenophobia by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009
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Jenophobia 

The fear of you hot water bottle creeping up your leg at night and doucing you with a steaming hot blast of water.

It is believed that this fear is caused by abuse as a child from parents and friends,or eating that extra bit of curry in the fridge even though you should'nt of.
Example 1
Ben: I think i have Jenophobia
Ruth: why is that
Ben: Because in my dreams my hot water bottle shot me with its hot water
Ruth: Did it hurt?
Ben: LIKE HELL!

Example 2
Sean:do you want to know how i got Jenophobia
Emily: sure how?
Sean: i ate my dads curry
Emily:oooww thats bad
Jenophobia by Ryan051991 May 22, 2009

jellophobia 

Fear of gelatin. The concept of jellophobia synthesizes an instinctual feeling and offers a potential solution to a conundrum: fear and acceptance.
Faces and hands are flattened into irregular gelatin bodies.

The eyes are closed and the hands are either opened or tightly closed.

Too many times we cannot fully understand the exact causes and mechanisms of a chronic disease.

Fear, solitude, hopelessness.

The images are offering a solution: acceptance.

Our "solution" is meant to be controversial.

On one hand it seems to encourage acceptance of beauty, hair, face, skin, air, light, illness.

On the other hand it implies cowardice; giving up the fight.
There is peace with oneself, with one's faith.

There is beauty in the end of struggle.

All that is left of their humanity is the physical beauty.

The mind and the soul are taken over by the unfathomable, transparent entity.

The element of chronic illness also comes into play.
jellophobia by nebuloso December 31, 2004

Josophobia 

I have Josophobia *Someone googles your name* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Josophobia by 4thiceboy November 26, 2017

Jojophobia 

Joh-joh-fo-bee-ah
noun; The fear of references to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
A person who has said fear is Jojophobic.
Person 1: "Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?"
Person 2: "PLEASE NO!" *shivers*
Person 2 has Jojophobia.
Jojophobia by Josophobia December 12, 2017

Jengaphobia 

The inability to change programming code in a computer application for fear that the entire application will fall apart. Named after the Hasboro game "Jenga" where players had to remove pieces of a wooden stack until someone removed the piece that caused the stack to topple over.
Due to his jengaphobia, Bob decided to completely rewrite his computer application rather than modify the existing code.
Jengaphobia by Billy K August 1, 2007

Kenophobia 

fear of voids or empty spaces
That dude lives in a crowded closet--he's got kenophobia.
Kenophobia by Fuh-Kyoo November 11, 2010