1 definition by Sancho Funderburke

jelop

Verb. To furiously bludgeon someone with a penis, most often one's own.

When the warriors of Yi dynasty Korea were attack by the relentless Midgets of Chinese Taipae, the formost masters of martial arts developed the jelop of fury, a devestating attack which my be utilized for waist high opponents in quarters too close for kicking.

by Sancho Funderburke January 18, 2004