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The most popular meme in the Flood. Honestly, everyone loves it. It's better than Porch Day.
OP says:"Should I get a porch in the futer?"

Everyone else:"GTFO"
Futer by Big Baph July 1, 2011
A poorly spelled word for "Future". Used to make the original poster in a forum sound stupid.
yea like that will happen in the futer.
Futer by victoryian June 30, 2011
A Futer is someone who plays Ultimate Team on fifa 12.
They are generally addicted to the game and have a great team.
Twan : I won like 10 matches in a row last night playing head to head online. How'd you go?
Bade : Well im a Futer so I didn't play any head to head but I used my beast team against someone with a bad team... And I still managed to lose.
Futer by TwainyJaime October 30, 2011
To toy with, jiggle or rub. Also, genital frottage.
"Any chance of an aul' futer?"
"Dekky, quit futerin' with yerself."
Futer by Piano Dentist September 15, 2004
Foot jam
@hine.remus
I have futer
Futer by Nopomegranatessssss January 5, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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