Jewturn

the act of making a U-turn or turning around in a car, but only for the reason that you left your coupons at home

"Honey, do you have the Coupon?". "Oh crap, I forgot it, just hang a Jewturn right here".

by Scottynicotine February 11, 2010

Jew Turn

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth

Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!

by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010

jewburns

another word for Payot, which are the Jewish cranium accessory

hey, check out the jewburns on that guy.

by dukie2 January 3, 2008

jewturtle

a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.

Thanks Jewturtle i just got my ass kicked.

by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

Jew-turn

Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.

"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"

by Turtle494 March 6, 2008

jew turn

Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.

Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

JewTurtle

1) n. a stiff, awkward dance that involves swinging and swaying your arms and hips back and forth. It is forced, unattractive, and embarrassing.
2) n. one who sweats uncontrolably while doing the "JewTurtle"
3) n. a dancing, robotic, singing turtle that dances like an ugly jew.

1) duuude! he's doing the jew turtle again!!
2) who does he think he is? I mean, nobody likes the JewTurtle. Nobody.
3) hahaha! Doesn't this turtle remind you of the way (-----) dances???

by I eat paste October 27, 2007