A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
by Jameridith March 06, 2007
by eastgod November 29, 2018
a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
by the one who coined the term! thank you! April 13, 2007
by nilya February 18, 2007
fuck me, it's dj splinter
by twisted individual April 10, 2005
The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008
by The Great One April 22, 2004