cranium

Another word for blowjob. Emerged from brain. To be used in situations where outsiders aren't supposed to know the contents of the conversation.

"Dude, did you hear about Jack? I heard he copped mad cranium on friday."
"Word, I might cop crane tomorrow..."

by Arman 2.0 August 27, 2005

cranium

A board game they sell at Starbucks. Best played with a group of friends while drunk.

Good thing triple sec wipes slides off the Cranium board so easily!

by JakeStar September 11, 2006

cranium

A word used to describe the head. Often used as a nickname to describe someone with an interestingly large skull. Cranium is also used to describe a large skullcap.

"Oi cranium, give me that ball back"
"Cranium, your head is huge, move out the way so i can see the sun!"

by John Maclaine April 18, 2008

Cranium

A nickname given to somebody with an above average sized head. Often used in the north west region when talking to somebody with a big head.

"Oi Cranium, give me my ball back!"

by John Maclaine April 18, 2008

Cranium

The sophisticated word meaning Head (the round thing on the human body situated above the shoulders).

You're such a Richard Cranium = You're such a Dickhead.

by Graysn July 23, 2005

Cranium

The act of being barbra strieshand golf champion

That cranium be rockin through the suburbs.

by tom April 20, 2003

Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 May 31, 2012