jewturtle 

a turtle raised by master splinter under a synagogue. who is too afraid to fight because of the fact that he doesnt want to waste any money on medical bills.

Thanks Jewturtle i just got my ass kicked.

jewturtle by Master_Batter April 11, 2008

JewTurtle 

1) n. a stiff, awkward dance that involves swinging and swaying your arms and hips back and forth. It is forced, unattractive, and embarrassing.
2) n. one who sweats uncontrolably while doing the "JewTurtle"
3) n. a dancing, robotic, singing turtle that dances like an ugly jew.

1) duuude! he's doing the jew turtle again!!
2) who does he think he is? I mean, nobody likes the JewTurtle. Nobody.
3) hahaha! Doesn't this turtle remind you of the way (-----) dances???

JewTurtle by I eat paste October 27, 2007

JoeTurtle 

JoeTurtle is a star-turtle, traveling through deep space and going where no turtle has gone before.

Space: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starturtle JoeTurtle. His continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life, and new civilizations... To boldly go where no turtle has gone before.

JoeTurtle by JoeTurtle July 31, 2010

jsturtle 

The best person ever, not a simp, a turtle GOD, and is always right in every situation.

Man JSTurtle is soooo cool

jsturtle by DefinitelyNotJSTurtle October 20, 2020