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Jew-turn 

Being an orthodox Jew (Jerry curls, stupid hats and all) and committing the act of making a complete U-turn, simultaneously stopping traffic from both directions while you look through your coke bottle glasses to see what the hell you are doing.
"Holy crap dude, you see that moron...he's u-turning in the middle of traffic!!"
"No dude look at the curls and hat, he's making a Jew-turn"
Jew-turn by Turtle494 March 6, 2008

Jew Turn 

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth
Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!
Jew Turn by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010
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jew turn 

Just like a U turn but you say Jew instead.
Hey Petey make a jew turn here at this light.
jew turn by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005
the act of making a U-turn or turning around in a car, but only for the reason that you left your coupons at home
"Honey, do you have the Coupon?". "Oh crap, I forgot it, just hang a Jewturn right here".
Jewturn by Scottynicotine February 11, 2010
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026