Mort

Adjective.

a descriptive word commonly used to describe members' of society whom lack the necessary brain cells to perform basic life skills. Often seen moping around with a look of complete confusion, they are commonly mistaken for individuals with significant brain injuries and have a complete lack of savoir-faire.

Gerunds.

Commonly added to the end of names to highlight those with a distinct lack of interpersonal instincts.

Alex Polkinghorn is incompetent in most aspects of his life, particularly in his interpersonal relationships, to highlight his deficiencies in a non-aggressive manor, his friends affectionately know him as,

'Alex Polkingmort'

by Alexis Livingstone March 11, 2021

Mort

Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.

"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.

by Giorgio Mosto May 15, 2008

Mort

The demon lovechild of the two most chronically autistic people alive. He has great big massive eyes.

Person, "Oh shit, there's Mort"
Other person, "His parents are autists"

by BigMan K’Dawg March 28, 2022

Mort

Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".

That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.

by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 4, 2013

Mort

A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.

Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.

by PippyPoop June 22, 2009

Mort

Those who are Morts are like you and me. They are all of us. They represent the best and worst of humanity. Loves their community, but sometimes controversial. A hard working free spirit with a strong sense of community. Loves lemonade.

When faced with adversity, find your inner mort.

Me, Mort and Mort are going to have lemonade now.

by LickyNickyOfficial September 17, 2021

Mort

Middle of the road thinker

If you can truly see both sides of the coin and ask questions to better your understanding then you are a mort.

by Top Gun 23 June 1, 2020