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a descriptive word commonly used to describe members' of society whom lack the necessary brain cells to perform basic life skills. Often seen moping around with a look of complete confusion, they are commonly mistaken for individuals with significant brain injuries and have a complete lack of savoir-faire.


Commonly added to the end of names to highlight those with a distinct lack of interpersonal instincts.
Alex Polkinghorn is incompetent in most aspects of his life, particularly in his interpersonal relationships, to highlight his deficiencies in a non-aggressive manor, his friends affectionately know him as,

'Alex Polkingmort'
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
"Look at harry, he looks like such a mort"
Also can be referred to as a withered like tree.
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An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
by Pete Scott October 10, 2006
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A creepy mouse-lemur that looks like a rat and is crazy and low in intelligence.
Mort went crazy and smashed a penguin with a tree, then burned down New York City.
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Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".
That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.
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A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
by J-Dolla May 07, 2006
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