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Jeweer

Today I saw a Jeweer and almost had a Hitler moment.
by MrDouglasFresh May 23, 2011
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hard jewelry

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !
bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!
by lyt.jas February 25, 2020
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Jeweeabo

(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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Jeweeb

(n.) short hand for Jeweeabo

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.
Bianca, stop talking about Israel, you Jeweeb!
by Blackfin May 18, 2020
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Hard Jewelry

Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.
I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!
by Amazing Crocodile December 6, 2021
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Truck Jewelry

Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon
by J Birddd February 17, 2010
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Jewneral

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.
No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard
by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010
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