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A person named Robert who is a Jew who shows a lot of Jewish stereo types (cheap or greedy, Butt of a lot of jokes between friends).
boy1: hey what's Jewbert doing 2nyte???
boy2: i don't know Jewbert is probly hanging out with some Skeezers!!!
Jewbert by T-Hug January 14, 2013
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One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.
"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"
Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006
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A Jew who has bought heavily into the corporate Lifestyle. A Jewish office rat. A Jewish executive.
I did ask Jay out for golf but he's busy this weekend teaching sensitivy training. He's not even getting paid time and a half. What a Jewbert.
Jewbert by Gentleman John December 26, 2008
A homie or a friend group relating to lil uzi verts fans that are also Jews

-LNG. Aka Dixie dewdrop
Me and the Jewberts getting together tonight for a banger
Jewbert by Dixie dewdrop February 3, 2021
A sexy Jewish man who is often a freshman in highschool. He has big bicepts and he has a penis that is at least 7 inches long. Often, he gets the most ass in the whole high school even though it seems completely impossible. Don't doubt the Jew.
What happened to that senior Erica, she is walking funny today. Jewbert happened.
Jewbert by hotblonde1234 October 22, 2010
Someone or something that is Retarded or makes you mildly or heavily Angry.
"Shut up You Fuckin Jewburt"
Jewburt by Frank_the_Wise October 15, 2021

Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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