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A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels
To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!
Jewber by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018
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A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.
I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.
Jewber by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017
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A cute way of calling someone a jew, implying a bit of affection for the person you're insulting.
William is a jewber.
Jewber by Tyrannosaurus Les May 22, 2008
Noun

A Jewish Uber driver
Adjective

That one greedy friend who overcharges everyone for gas money
Carlos: Hey man, thanks for the ride!
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.
Jewber by SLinty74 September 12, 2018

Jewber Jabber

It's the word used to describe the speech used by people living in Israel. Most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another.
All I hear is Jewber Jabber?
Jewber Jabber by Omnipotentia November 2, 2015

uber jewber 

Someone that exudes extreme jew-like tendencies.
that guy just grabbed a used scratch ticket out of the trash...pick me a winner you uber jewber!
uber jewber by M-a-t-t August 8, 2006
Someone or something that is Retarded or makes you mildly or heavily Angry.
"Shut up You Fuckin Jewburt"
Jewburt by Frank_the_Wise October 15, 2021
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