Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels

To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!

by Superkewl123 May 10, 2018

Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

Jewber

A cute way of calling someone a jew, implying a bit of affection for the person you're insulting.

William is a jewber.

by Tyrannosaurus Les May 22, 2008

Jewber

Noun

A Jewish Uber driver
Adjective

That one greedy friend who overcharges everyone for gas money

Carlos: Hey man, thanks for the ride!
Iqshmiel: You owe me $20 for the 10 miles.
Carlos: Dude we drove 5 miles... your a jewber.

by SLinty74 September 12, 2018

Jewber Jabber

It's the word used to describe the speech used by people living in Israel. Most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another.

All I hear is Jewber Jabber?

by Omnipotentia September 19, 2015

uber jewber

Someone that exudes extreme jew-like tendencies.

that guy just grabbed a used scratch ticket out of the trash...pick me a winner you uber jewber!

by M-a-t-t August 08, 2006