Jewser 

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

Jewser by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewser 

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jewser 

A Jewish Loser

The Orgin:
Started out with a sweet catholic girl wearing a shirt that said Good Little Catholic Girl at a club and one of her Jewish friends laughed at her shirt saying she wasnt a good catholic, so her being drunk said Jew and loser slurred and it came out as JEWSER.

Dik is such a Jewser.

Jewser by Ya Know! May 21, 2006

Jewsury

Jewsury used to mean charging any interest at all on loans. However, as even more jews became lawyers (and other so-called "occupations" that are committed to ripping the Goys off), "interest" became acceptable. After it became acceptable (remember, according to lawyers it was acceptable...yes, the jews leading the jews so to speak), "jewsury" referred to charging unreasonable rates of interest.

Today the term "jewsury" also includes other tricks to rip others off financially, such as the "derivatives" that served no other purpose than to make money for zionists while bringing the goyem further under their thumbs.

We see other obvious examples every single day. The outrageous interest rate and "late fees" charged by credit card companies (aka the same banks we all bailed out) is Jewsury in all its pickle-nosed glory.

Jewsury by Denny2 August 11, 2010

Jewneral 

Not having or not wanting to spend money on someones funeral so you bury them on your own.

No im just gonna do a jewneral in the yard

Jewneral by YeahBuddy3838383 December 8, 2010

Jewer 

1. An individual who's behavior can only qualify as excessively desirous of wealth, profit, etc. to the detriment of other individuals around them.

Originated in Berkeley, .CA 2017

Person 1: Has Carter paid you for last night's drinks?

Person 2: Of course not. He's a fucking Jewer!

Jewer by TheDeekyBlinders January 3, 2018

Jewneric

A jewish person who is indiscernible from any other jew making it impossible to be sure if you have met and\or slept with them before.

Person 1: Oh what does she look like
Person 2: She's pretty jewneric; longish brown curly hair, brown eyes, kinda short, kinda pale, listens to dispatch

Jewneric by ray ray's house of fun May 2, 2010