A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.

"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."

Dirty Jetski by aliaz May 15, 2010

Colin Healy and the Jetskis

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

Colin Healy and the Jetskis by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

Jetskiing

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

Jetskiing by Emsa July 22, 2012

Jetskier

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

Jetskier by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.

Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.

Jetskiing by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026