Jettski

A adjective meaning lame or embarrassing.

“My buddy went home from the bar with a massive Torta, that’s so Jettski”

“The Cowboys lost to the Carolina Panthers that’s genuinely Jettski”

by Skibidi 67 Sender October 13, 2025

jetskis on water

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

Dirty Jetski

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.

"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."

by aliaz May 15, 2010

Colin Healy and the Jetskis

A popular pop/rock band based out of Richmond, Virginia. Known for their captivating use of "The Box".

Guy 1: What makes "Colin Healy and the Jetskis" such a great Richmond band?
Guy 2: The Box.

by TheBox01 April 8, 2009

Jetskiing

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

by Emsa July 22, 2012

Jetskier

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskiing

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.

Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.

by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015