Jetskied

In slang, “Jetskied” means someone was badly embarrassed, humiliated, disrespected, or harshly criticised. It means that one may have been thrown off a jetski.

He got Jetskied in that rap battle.”

→ He was completely outperformed and embarrassed.

“My friends jetskied me after I tripped.”

→ My friends roasted or made fun of me a lot.

“She jetskied him with that comeback.”

→ She insulted or shut him down in a very harsh way.

Jetskied by FJFan26 July 10, 2026

Jetskier 

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

Jetskier by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Mexican jetskiied 

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.

The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied

Mexican jetskiied by aglasson April 12, 2010