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Jetskiing 

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!
"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"
Jetskiing by Emsa July 22, 2012
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Jetskiing 

When you put your mouth on just one boob, make a sound like a jet-ski, and bob your head up and down to simulate a jet-ski hitting waves, flattening the boob out with your face each time you land. It's not quite a motorboat...it's a jet-ski.
Henry removed the hooker's bra, seeing that she had miscellaneous crumbs and what appeared to be crusty cum stains between her titties, he opted for jetskiing that bitch instead.
Jetskiing by Fudge1980 March 13, 2015

jetskiing 

to jet ski your missus
your missus assumes doggy position, taking hold of her wrists,slid down over her ass,pressing your puckered lips firmly against her pussy beging to blow a good firm rassberry whilst pulling her onto your face . now your jetskiing
jetskiing by phantom skier February 12, 2009

Jetskiing 

What motorboating is to breasts, jeskiing is to the buttocks.
I walked in on Alex jetskiing a girl last night.
Jetskiing by Bridgland December 28, 2014

Jet-skiing 

When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.
Jet-skiing by mcniggleston January 30, 2012

Mexican jetskiied 

Anytime a person is unfairly ripped off or dicked over because of their age.
The jetski rental company tried to charge the teenage boys $250 for damage that was already there.

They got mexican jetskiied
Mexican jetskiied by aglasson April 12, 2010
The action of throwing cookies at someones face
Dessa I'm going to jetsing you if you don't shut up.
jetsing by mic254 July 31, 2011
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