Definitions by aliaz

Jessica Green 

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)

RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv

Jessica Green by aliaz January 17, 2013

Wireclub 

Wireclub, the most epic website on the internet with awesome people, tons of chatrooms with games, forums & blogs to post your random meeps, and hilarious moderators that ban trolls as the users watch, laugh, and cheer!

Girl: I love Wireclub!

Troll: I love your chunky thighs :)

Girl: WTF creep!

Mod has joined the room.

Troll: Mods can't do shit, I have 2342 profiles!

***Troll has been banned***

Troll has left the room.

Mod: correction, you "had" 2342, now you have 0 :)

Girl: lol! <3 mods , I wanna be one

Mod: You can! Just press "Shift" then press and hold "Alt" and press "F4" to open the advanced Options Control Panel. but shhhh, it's a secret k ;)

Girl: Omg!!! Thank you so much!

Girl has left the room.

Mod: lmfao!

Admin has joined the room.

Admin: I saw that... and the Rick Roll... :@

Mod: lmao! Uh oh :angel: :bolt:

Wireclub by aliaz October 6, 2012

d.i.e. 

An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.

Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D

User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.

Troll: NO, you die!

User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob

d.i.e. by aliaz October 6, 2012

Trolololwut 

When a troll asks an absurd question for the sake of trolling

Troll: How do you people feel about abortion?
RandomUser: Trolololwut ?!?

Trolololwut by aliaz October 25, 2011

Serenderpity 

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.

RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.

Serenderpity by aliaz October 17, 2011

anti bromance 

An anti-bromance is the exact opposite of bromance in which 2 guys openly display hatred for each other often enjoying the abuse to the point it's almost sexual to them.

Troll: I hate that asshole
Asshole: I hate you too
Troll: FUUU OFFFF
Asshole: no YOU FUUU OFFF
RandomUser: you both argue everyday over the same BS, damn anti bromance and shit o.O

anti bromance by aliaz September 25, 2011

lolwutf 

This is when a funny lolwut moment turns bad and is well into the wtf stage of moment awkwardness.

Troll: Google "goatse" and click "images", she's really hot
***RandomUser googles & clicks***
RandomUser: LOLWUTF
Troll: ;D

lolwutf by aliaz September 23, 2011