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by aliaz October 17, 2011
Get the Serenderpitymug. A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
by aliaz May 15, 2010
Get the Dirty Jetskimug. It's the combination of these 2 terms, "Troll" and "Owned" - when a troll fails and gets owned, it's called "Trwned".
Troll: aye biiiiiiiatch wanna see my diiick?
Girl: lol sure, then you wanna see mine?
Troll: EW WTFFFFF
Troll has left the room
RandomUser: Trwned his ass hahaha
Girl: lol sure, then you wanna see mine?
Troll: EW WTFFFFF
Troll has left the room
RandomUser: Trwned his ass hahaha
by aliaz July 15, 2011
Get the Trwnedmug. Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.
It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.
Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).
acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"
complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"
phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"
It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.
Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).
acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"
complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"
phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"
Examples of chathand usage:
"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".
"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."
"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."
"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"
"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."
"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."
"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".
"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."
"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."
"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"
"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."
"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."
by aliaz October 21, 2010
Get the Chathandmug. SCCA (Sports Car Club of America); an amateur-to-professional level motorsports organization sanctioning races in Autocross, Rally, American Le Mans, Indy, and many other various forms of automotive racing.
"SCCA licensing and/or certification, is required for all drivers entering most major competitive driving events in North America."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
Get the SCCAmug. 
An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.
Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D
User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.
Troll: NO, you die!
User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob
User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.
Troll: NO, you die!
User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob
by aliaz October 6, 2012
Get the d.i.e.mug.