lolwutf

This is when a funny lolwut moment turns bad and is well into the wtf stage of moment awkwardness.
Troll: Google "goatse" and click "images", she's really hot
***RandomUser googles & clicks***
RandomUser: LOLWUTF
Troll: ;D
by aliaz September 23, 2011
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SCCA

SCCA (Sports Car Club of America); an amateur-to-professional level motorsports organization sanctioning races in Autocross, Rally, American Le Mans, Indy, and many other various forms of automotive racing.
"SCCA licensing and/or certification, is required for all drivers entering most major competitive driving events in North America."
by aliaz May 14, 2010
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Jessica Green

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)
RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv
by aliaz January 17, 2013
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Wireclub

Wireclub, the most epic website on the internet with awesome people, tons of chatrooms with games, forums & blogs to post your random meeps, and hilarious moderators that ban trolls as the users watch, laugh, and cheer!
Girl: I love Wireclub!

Troll: I love your chunky thighs :)

Girl: WTF creep!

Mod has joined the room.

Troll: Mods can't do shit, I have 2342 profiles!

***Troll has been banned***

Troll has left the room.

Mod: correction, you "had" 2342, now you have 0 :)

Girl: lol! <3 mods , I wanna be one

Mod: You can! Just press "Shift" then press and hold "Alt" and press "F4" to open the advanced Options Control Panel. but shhhh, it's a secret k ;)

Girl: Omg!!! Thank you so much!

Girl has left the room.

Mod: lmfao!

Admin has joined the room.

Admin: I saw that... and the Rick Roll... :@

Mod: lmao! Uh oh :angel: :bolt:
by aliaz October 06, 2012
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Dirty Jetski

A variation of motorboating / submarining; placing the head ass-to-face, motorboating the butt cheeks while being defecated on, urinated on, or farted on.
"LMFAO you can't be serious? A Dirty Jetski? HAHAHAAA that's sooo fkn gross.."
by aliaz May 15, 2010
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Trolololwut

When a troll asks an absurd question for the sake of trolling
Troll: How do you people feel about abortion?
RandomUser: Trolololwut ?!?
by aliaz October 25, 2011
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Chathand

Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.

It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.

Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).

acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"

complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"

phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"
Examples of chathand usage:

"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".

"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."

"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."

"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"

"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."

"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."
by aliaz October 09, 2010
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