Definitions by aliaz

Jessica Green 

An Australian film actress & fashion model that can probably surf better than you can.=)

RandomNetUser: Who's that Jess chick on instagram that beat out Jessica Alba?

AnotherNetUser: That's Jessica Green, an aussie celeb

RandomNetUser: ... daaaayum brb, need some alone time

AnotherNetUser: perv

Jessica Green by aliaz January 17, 2013

d.i.e. 

An abbreviation for "dumbest idea ever" used as a reply to mock an idea that's idiotic, lame, or half assed.

Troll: If I don't go to court, I don't have to pay the fine! :D

User: yeah right dipshit... d.i.e.

Troll: NO, you die!

User: d.i.e. means "dumbest idea ever" such as you not handling your biz you noob

d.i.e. by aliaz October 6, 2012

Wireclub 

Wireclub, the most epic website on the internet with awesome people, tons of chatrooms with games, forums & blogs to post your random meeps, and hilarious moderators that ban trolls as the users watch, laugh, and cheer!

Girl: I love Wireclub!

Troll: I love your chunky thighs :)

Girl: WTF creep!

Mod has joined the room.

Troll: Mods can't do shit, I have 2342 profiles!

***Troll has been banned***

Troll has left the room.

Mod: correction, you "had" 2342, now you have 0 :)

Girl: lol! <3 mods , I wanna be one

Mod: You can! Just press "Shift" then press and hold "Alt" and press "F4" to open the advanced Options Control Panel. but shhhh, it's a secret k ;)

Girl: Omg!!! Thank you so much!

Girl has left the room.

Mod: lmfao!

Admin has joined the room.

Admin: I saw that... and the Rick Roll... :@

Mod: lmao! Uh oh :angel: :bolt:

Wireclub by aliaz October 6, 2012

Trolololwut 

When a troll asks an absurd question for the sake of trolling

Troll: How do you people feel about abortion?
RandomUser: Trolololwut ?!?

Trolololwut by aliaz October 25, 2011

Serenderpity 

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.

RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.

Serenderpity by aliaz October 17, 2011

anti bromance 

An anti-bromance is the exact opposite of bromance in which 2 guys openly display hatred for each other often enjoying the abuse to the point it's almost sexual to them.

Troll: I hate that asshole
Asshole: I hate you too
Troll: FUUU OFFFF
Asshole: no YOU FUUU OFFF
RandomUser: you both argue everyday over the same BS, damn anti bromance and shit o.O

anti bromance by aliaz September 25, 2011

lolwutf 

This is when a funny lolwut moment turns bad and is well into the wtf stage of moment awkwardness.

Troll: Google "goatse" and click "images", she's really hot
***RandomUser googles & clicks***
RandomUser: LOLWUTF
Troll: ;D

lolwutf by aliaz September 23, 2011