Definitions by Emsa

Jetskiing 

You motorboat boobs but you jetski a pussy!

"Last night my boyfriend was motorboating my boobs, and then he went down and started jetskiing my pussy too!"

Jetskiing by Emsa July 22, 2012

madge 

A Madgelia. A Derry woman/girl who are like chavs except they are in love with pink and hair straighteners. if your hairs a mess they are sure to point it out.
Looks down nose at anyone/everyone

She is a madge just look at her shes giving us dirty looks

madge by EmSa November 30, 2006