When people write the name of their crush/boyfriend/girlfriend as a definition on Urban Dictionary, it's almost ALWAYS certain that their definition is going to begin with these first three words.
Me: I was the editor for Urban Dictionary, and there were so many stupid, uncreative definitions that began with "he/she is the most amazing boy/girl you'll ever meet, I loooooooove him/her soooo much! <3<3" Whoever wrote that definition is stupid and uncreative.
by yaya star November 29, 2010
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a term used to describe one who is most amazing in everyway possible. preppies dont count.
teacher: what is your name?
amazing child: i am the most amazing Person.
by themostamazingbrian May 13, 2008
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An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....

1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit

2.The 2nd Wave

Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.

3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean

4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down

5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe

6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)

7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano

8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed

9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....

10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....

11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple

12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...

13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.

14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.

15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean

16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.

17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there

And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
If you read all of that...You are a fucktard
Btw "The Most Amazing Substance In The World".
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Karson is the most amazing girlfriend this world has ever seen! She is perfect in every way and everyone loves being around her because she's so amazing! There is nothing that would ever make me not love her as much as I do! She is so beautiful and she has no flaws whatsoever! I didn't know anyone could be made so perfectly as she is! She may be out of my league, but whatever I'll do whatever I need to keep her. That is how amazing she is, I'll do anything for her because she is so beautiful and makes me the happiest person ever! She is my favorite person to see and talk to! I love her more than anything else in this world! I love her so much!
Goddamn is that Karson she looks like a Goddess like always because she is so beautiful!!!! I'm so glad she's my girlfriend because she is the most amazing girlfriend ever.
by Karson'sbf October 28, 2019
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a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.
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This ones easy, his name is Cory. Tall and strong and handsome! This is the sweetest guy you will ever know! Im so incredibly lucky to call him mine! He's absolutely perfect inside and out! And did I mention he has the sexiest butt the worlds ever seen? ;) Xxxx<3
The way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: The insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the Saturday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! He truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
by baileyymorgan November 16, 2012
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