Jetskier 

The act of saying/doing obtrusively douchey and/or leadinga surface level existance that consistently irritates those of higher intelligence and/or depth. The word originated from the analogy that someone who rides a jetski is a surface level douche and jetskies (typically in a circular pattern) because they fear/are intimidated by the treasures in the depths of the sea. See Synonyms: BBP/Basic Bitch Peasant/Basic Bitch

1st party: "Do you see the tribal st.patty's day shirt that dude was wearing?"

2nd party:"Oh you mean the one that matched his tribal tramp stamp?"

Unison:"What a Jetskier!" (typically followed by maniacal laughter)

Jetskier by Thetribe June 6, 2013

Jetskied

In slang, “Jetskied” means someone was badly embarrassed, humiliated, disrespected, or harshly criticised. It means that one may have been thrown off a jetski.

He got Jetskied in that rap battle.”

→ He was completely outperformed and embarrassed.

“My friends jetskied me after I tripped.”

→ My friends roasted or made fun of me a lot.

“She jetskied him with that comeback.”

→ She insulted or shut him down in a very harsh way.

Jetskied by FJFan26 July 10, 2026

Jetskied

When someone gets absolutely humiliated, embarrassed, or publicly violated (figuratively), usually after acting overconfident or doing something stupid. The emotional equivalent of flying off the back of a jet ski at full speed while everyone watches.

"He tried chatting up three girls at once and they all laughed at him. Bloke got absolutely Jetskied."
"I confidently told everyone the answer in the pub quiz... turns out I was completely wrong. I got Jetskied in front of the whole table."
"She roasted him so badly in the group chat that he left the conversation. That's an all-time Jetskied moment."
"He slipped walking into the office while carrying his coffee and applauded himself on the way down. Instant Jetskied."

Jetskied by FJFan26 August 4, 2026