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Get the Jedism mug.A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.
" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's
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A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.
by bizarnite February 17, 2008
Get the Joedism mug.An honorary title given to the king of the beta males. A man in this position may play with star wars toys all day despite being middle aged. He also may drink excessive amounts of cheap beer (coors light) in a bathtub while obsessing over an unattractive former podcast host.
by LoraineTen May 3, 2019
Get the Jedimiller mug.by JormanThoad May 2, 2018
Get the jedisplain mug.At present it is belived to be a joke cult/pseudo-religion. However it has the possibilty to adapt and grow into a respectable, philosophically sound and above all authentic religious movement which could have potentially great benefits for society, paving the way to a peaceful galaxy... er I mean planet for the moment. The current ridicule against it (as well as calls to oppress it in some areas) could prove to be similar backlash destined to be compared to the persecution faced by early Christians. Or it could not, maybe it could remain as a mere jest for when the census occurs every ten years or an excuse for people to wave some toy lightsabers every time a Star Wars movie is re-released.
I'm not a Jedi myself, in fact philosophically wise I'm probably closer to a Sith of all things! But I would much prefer to see Jedi rule the galaxy... excuse me I mean the planet.
In the end though, I think if there are fans out there who are serious about making a Star Wars convention religion into something more they need it to stay true to the original ideals of the Jedi, whilst allowing it to stand on its own two feet in the real world. It needs to detach itself a little from Star Wars fandom and I mean only a little. Enough for it to be recognised and respected, and eventually outlive the franchise. One day Lucas and Star Wars will die and if it is not treated seriously then Jediism will too (like a child who never got to grow up and explore their true potential.)
I'm not a Jedi myself, in fact philosophically wise I'm probably closer to a Sith of all things! But I would much prefer to see Jedi rule the galaxy... excuse me I mean the planet.
In the end though, I think if there are fans out there who are serious about making a Star Wars convention religion into something more they need it to stay true to the original ideals of the Jedi, whilst allowing it to stand on its own two feet in the real world. It needs to detach itself a little from Star Wars fandom and I mean only a little. Enough for it to be recognised and respected, and eventually outlive the franchise. One day Lucas and Star Wars will die and if it is not treated seriously then Jediism will too (like a child who never got to grow up and explore their true potential.)
Jediist - Ah cool, its 2011 census now and I voted myself Jedi! I feel so cool LUELZ. Want to go watch Phantom Menace with me again?
Jedi - No thank you. Jediism doesn't take itself seriously. A 'Jedi' was kicked out of an employment centre for wearing a hood... it was merely a hooded sweater and not a jedi robe! How can they be expected to treat it seriously? Had he worn the full attire of robe, lightsaber and all associated Jedi accoutments upon entry the incident wouldn't have occured. Besides... Jedi do not work, we protect the galaxy!
Sith - Tell me about it, I went into a library with full Sith attire, lightsaber and yellow sith eyes the other day and they kicked me out, claiming I was a Satanist! A Satanist!? There is no greater power in this universe than me, I would never worship another! Hurry up and get serious Jedi scum, so I can exterminate you in the art of a serious Sith lord destroying a serious Jedi Order. Right now I'm reduced to mere idle conversation and being kicked out of libraries and bookstores!
Jedi - No thank you. Jediism doesn't take itself seriously. A 'Jedi' was kicked out of an employment centre for wearing a hood... it was merely a hooded sweater and not a jedi robe! How can they be expected to treat it seriously? Had he worn the full attire of robe, lightsaber and all associated Jedi accoutments upon entry the incident wouldn't have occured. Besides... Jedi do not work, we protect the galaxy!
Sith - Tell me about it, I went into a library with full Sith attire, lightsaber and yellow sith eyes the other day and they kicked me out, claiming I was a Satanist! A Satanist!? There is no greater power in this universe than me, I would never worship another! Hurry up and get serious Jedi scum, so I can exterminate you in the art of a serious Sith lord destroying a serious Jedi Order. Right now I'm reduced to mere idle conversation and being kicked out of libraries and bookstores!
by Ashla and Bogan March 28, 2011
Get the Jediism mug.Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:
Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist
In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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